Welcome back

Dear Reader,

I'm sorry it took so long for me to write to you again. I will do my best to not have these delays in the future. Since it's been a while I will just shoot off a few small items of interest.

Step aside Double Bacon, we have a new football rapist! That's right New Jersey Giants' legend Lawrence Taylor allegedly raped a 16-year-old! Not only that but he paid her so that's a double whammy! This may put a damper on his young acting career. I have a feeling Joe Theismann set all this up. He finally got his revenge! SUCK ON IT LT!

A fired Port Authority lieutenant won his appeal! What was he fired for? Well, he was looking at porn at work, and he stole $4,400 from the company. He claimed that his actions were due to post-traumatic stress disorder, and the courts let him resign. Now he gets a fatty pension! How awesome is that?! It's good to know that if you ever get caught watching porn at work, everything will be OK!

Tim Tebow's jersey was the top selling NFL jersey in April. That is horse shit! (haha horse shit, and he plays for the Broncos) No one knows how he will do as a pro. He is a back up right now. And he is also an incredible douche! God doesn't love you Tim, that's why you lost the 2009 SEC Championship and cried like the smoten residents of Sodom and Gomorrah. I disagree with the Superbowl commercial Tim and his mom were in. If anything, he is a walking advertisement for abortion.

It's good to be back,
Scott