Friday, April 16, 2010

You are being rewarded with a delay

Dear Reader,

Lucky day for you! I will be gone for a week! Not that I write to you often, but it will be less often for a week. To ease your worries I will give you some links that you can waste your time with:

Laser Tits: Holy shit! this website has everything. From now on everything will be defined as "tits that shoot lasers." In a perfect world, every picture of a lady will have lasers shooting out of their tits.

Michael Buble Being Stalked By A Velociraptor: These pictures are not photoshopped. He is really being stalked by a raptor. What a lucky schmuck! I would love to be stalked by a dinosaur, of any kind! DINOSAURS ARE FUCKING AWESOME! I hope the raptor catches Buble.

My First Dictionary: Another very informative website. This is how I learn all of the big and fancy words on this blog.

That's all for now. I hope these sites work well in keeping you unproductive at work.

I'll talk to you in a week,
Scott

4 comments:

  1. Awesome, a break! This blog sucks, I'm glad you won't be writing anything.

    Oh shit, wait. I was with you, and I know you're back. Crap.

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  2. This blog posting delay is taking way too long.

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  3. can we stop delaying and get to some good writing again?!!?!?!

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  4. I NNNEEEEEEEEDDDD A NEW POST NOW!!!

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