It's a celebration!

Dear Reader,

Well, it has been a year (and seven days) since I began this blog. As a way to thank you (the Reader), I was going to post an entry every weekday this week on news items I never commented on. In proper Another Internet Blog fashion, I did not start on Monday. So I guess I will have to post a new entry everyday from today (Tuesday) to Saturday. Even my "I am a week late on the anniversary" is a day late (I doubt you're surprised).

These entries may not be long or good, but they will be everyday!

Happy birthday AIB 1:

Junior Seau drives off cliff

Pretend this is October 18, 2010 (holy shit how are these midterm elections going to go? (also you're welcome for updating twice in one day (stop saying I don't post often enough))). Remember football great Junior Seau? Well, he drove off a cliff this morning. As you are well aware this blog has a rich history of folks driving off of cliffs. This story is slightly different than our previous friends, who refuse to stay on the top side of a fucking mountain, in that JS survived.

How did this happen? It turns out that Tiaina Baul Seau Jr. (his actual name) was just tuckered out and decided to take a quick naynay while driving. As you may have guessed, this is probably not the best idea, if you goal is to not drive off of a cliff.

Why was he so tired? There are three reasons:

1. It was 2:30 AM. That is pretty late to be joy riding where the world ends. Now, you might be wondering why he was driving so late. That brings us to...

2. He was released from police custody around then, and was heading home. You see, he wanted to just go home and sleep with his girlfriend. So, why was he in police custody?

3. He was there because he was arrested for allegedly beating his girlfriend (that is very tiring, no wonder he fell asleep).

So you see it makes perfect sense now. It a classic story. Man plays football, man retires from football, man meets girl, man beats girl, man gets arrested, man leaves police custody, man falls asleep whilst driving, man drives off cliff. I've seen it hundreds of times (I may or may not drug people at the DMV with NyQuil).

Anyway, TBSJ only suffered minor injuries, and his girlfriend didn't press charges. Everyone lived happily ever after.

Off to the DMV I go,
Scott

You are being rewarded with a delay

Dear Reader,

Lucky day for you! I will be gone for a week! Not that I write to you often, but it will be less often for a week. To ease your worries I will give you some links that you can waste your time with:

Laser Tits: Holy shit! this website has everything. From now on everything will be defined as "tits that shoot lasers." In a perfect world, every picture of a lady will have lasers shooting out of their tits.

Michael Buble Being Stalked By A Velociraptor: These pictures are not photoshopped. He is really being stalked by a raptor. What a lucky schmuck! I would love to be stalked by a dinosaur, of any kind! DINOSAURS ARE FUCKING AWESOME! I hope the raptor catches Buble.

My First Dictionary: Another very informative website. This is how I learn all of the big and fancy words on this blog.

That's all for now. I hope these sites work well in keeping you unproductive at work.

I'll talk to you in a week,
Scott

Some clerical updates

Dear Reader,

Not much to say today, just some quick notes. As you can see off to the right, you can now both follow me on Twitter and email me. Feel free to do either. I was debating on joining Faceload, but I really hate the Faceloads, so that won't be happening just yet. I am also not the biggest Twitter fan, but it seems like the best marketing strategy available right now. I shall return later with more ramblings.

Farewell,
Scott

And so it begins...

Dear Reader,

Hi there. So I decided to create a blog. Here is the aforementioned blog.

If you are on the internet, because you want porn, then I am sorry. This isn't porn. Well not yet at least. Or is it? Nope.

Since I have established what this blog isn't, we just need to figure out what it is. I have no idea what it is. I have no direction for this, I am open to suggestions. For now I will just write whatever comes to mind, and hope something good comes of this. I also hope to one day get and learn how to use photoshop, so this blog is more than just my stupid thoughts.

Bye forever,

Scott